Join me during my third year as I start school, learn to ride a bike, and search for "pretty girls with colored toes."

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Elvis Lips


I thought Mommy said we were going to "Blue's Clues!" There is no cartoon doggy here, or funny little man who counts really slow and makes weird expressions! I have been tricked. This is blues music. Yucky! My life is fabulous, so why should I waste my time listening to these losers pine about how no one loves them and how they lost all their money? Go ahead, people, wallow in your pain! Since the Blue's Clues guy isn't here to make funny faces, I will: Here's my impersonation of Elvis (before he got too fat to sneer meaningfully at anybody). Take that back to Memphis with you, little band!

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