BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!

I'M GOING TO BE A BUTTERFLY! MOMMY SAYS SO. SHE SAYS I WILL BE A BUTTERFLY AT CAPITOL HILL LEARNING GROUP STARTING IN THE FALL. SHE ONLY FOUND OUT TODAY. SHE SAYS I SURVIVED A LOTTERY, WHATEVER THAT IS....SHE IS REALLY EXCITED. SHE SAYS I WILL GO THERE TWO MORNINGS A WEEK TO EAT SNACKS, PLAY IN A SANDBOX, AND SHAKE SCARVES TO MUSIC ALONG WITH OTHER CHILDREN....LIKE MY LIFE WASN'T EXCITING ENOUGH ALREADY.