Join me during my third year as I start school, learn to ride a bike, and search for "pretty girls with colored toes."

Monday, October 8, 2007

The Dangers of Older Women


Hey, Greta, I thought you said you could stand up! I thought I could too if I just grabbed onto your ears (and gnawed a little on your beautiful blond hair), but we went DOWN DOWN DOWN! Don't blame me! You are older, and should have known better. Plus, as my future wife, I expect you to look out for me when I do boneheaded stuff. No time like the present!

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